YENRU'S

today, i find myself being the dumbest person on earth.
it goes.....

fake G: hi, i am G. this is my new number. i just broke up with my girlfriend. i keep thinking of u. i need u.
yenru: why broke up?
fake G: because i cant get u off my mind.
yenru: but i thought u want a relationship then u go off with her?
fake G: i heard u are together with a guy call jj. i will fight for u!
yenru: no la. he is not my bf. this jj keep saying me and him together.
fake G: so meaning i still have chance? yay.
yenru: dunno? my class pple keep saying me and him. i am not with him la. he very thickskin one.
fake G: what i mean was do i still have a chance?
yenru: i dunno? i am very stun when u told me u and T broke up.
fake G: i am quite upset. i wanna meet u after sch. can?
yenru: today i end quite late. 530pm. tml i am working. why upset? who say wanna broke up one?
fake G: no la. i just wanna see u. i am at sp alr. i am sitting behind u.
yenru: huh???
fake G: i am just sitting behind u!
yenru: i didnt see u. eh. dont come and find me lei.
fake G: why??? i miss u so much.
yenru: very shocking.
fake G: i am at sp now. i will wait for u at foodcourt. macs.
yenru: i dont want. i wanna go home straight.
fake G: who's that jj? i am coming to look for him now. where is he??
yenru: he is in my class. my classmate. u go home la. dont come find me la.
fake G: u like him just tell me la. then i will give up and go home.
yenru: i dont like him. but i dont need your help. can u go home. dont be like K can.
fake G: is there another guy? if there is just tell me and i will give up. tell me his name.
yenru: okok. u want a name. lingzhen,owen, thava? is this enough?
fake G: what?! so many guys? all the more i will fight for u!
yenru: can u stop ur nonsense and go home.
fake G: ok i will go home. but u tell me why so many guys?
yenru: u go home and i will tell u tonight.
fake G: i am going north korea tonight, i need to know.
yenru: huh?!
fake G:my mother wants to bring me go there.
yenru: oh ic.
fake G: so i really want to know an ans. who is the guy u like the most?
yenru: up till now, noone. why suddenly going north korea? why suddenly broke up? why all so sudden?
fake G: i thought u like 3 guys? what lingzhen guy?
yenru: cos u want a name? so i name my bff. my classmates.
fake G: u like any of them really? u tell me i wont disturb u anymore.
yenru: i alr say my bff. why suddenly going north korea? why suddenly broke up. why all so sudden?
fake G: because my mum wants to go there for a holiday. i cant get u off my mind so i broke up.
yenru: that time u oso like this went off with her what. why suddenly?
fake G: i will tell u after u give me an ams.
yenru: huh? what answer?
fake G: i am going to north korea for plastic surgery. i am not going to be fat and ugly anymore. will u love me then?
yenru: i dunno? i see education status too.
fake G: i am planning to go university after ns. good enough for u?
yenru: u can go?
fake G: why cannot?
yenru: but ur results can go?
fake G: i am coming to your class now.
yenru: u dont be crazy.

just then thava sms me,
thava: eh got one guy come to our class and ask for u. u know ano?
yenru: huh? who?
thava: i dunno some fat guy just come in ask. he holding one flower sia. u know anot?

then it is 530pm.
i didnt dare to went out of my class.
ran down the stairs with gfs.
then....

fake G: eh bff i am owen la. hahahaha.
yenru: chey!
fake G: lol. i heard u very happy.
yenru: no. i am scare.
fake G: HAHAHA. i just now wanna tell u i sit behind u. lol. who ask u so stupid.
yenru: ohhhhh! ic. dots. scary.
fake G: you like us ar?
yenru: huh?
fake G: "okok. if u want a name, lingzhen, owen, thava? is this good enough?"
yenru: ohhh! cos i dunno who to write ma.
fake G: ya right. HAHAHAHA.
yenru: ya so give u alot of name. let u choose.
fake G: lol. dont go and confront G. i think he still with T and sure he is not north korea for plastic surgery. HAHAHAHA.
yenru: hahahaha! eh i thought ur number is G new number. then i go and delete his number.
fake G: ya i know. lol. hahahaha.
yenru: u all siao lo. bully me.
fake G: you stupid leh. actually believe. WAHAHA.
yenru: i scare like hell la. wth.
fake G: at least i tell u so u can sleep well tonight. lol. everyone say dont tell u leh.
yenru: okok. u very good!!!
fake G: i know. i am a pure genius.
yenru: wtf. make me so scare la.
fake G: ok la. dont cry la. hahahaha.
yenru: u all so bad.
fake G: you got the whole conversation? save it lei. hahahaha.

see what kind of bff i have?
all out there to bully me and disturb me. =.=

i did find some strange part and i told gf fanny abt it.
1. bff owen call me. i answered. heard naung voice in the call. cos we were having naung lesson.
so i ask fanny. why is there naung voice?
fanny say maybe echo? i also think reasonable. so didnt think much.
2. owen say he is behind me. and i did turn and look around.
fanny told me. dont have lei. he anyhow say one. i thought ya. maybe wanna scare me.
3. owen tell me he coming my class to find me. i didnt tell him my class is at where???!

still i got prank. argh! i am going to get laugh tml.